Do You know What Happened This Valentine’s Day?

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move.
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love.
William Shakespeare

Christmas lights were long gone around mid-January but were soon replaced by the bright red heart cut-outs. Come February and you experience a certain magic, if not in the outside air at least inside the shops and malls. Decorated shops with heart-melting messages, flying cupid ready with it’s arrow to hit you and the ecstatic fragrance you smell every time passing around the perfume section makes you fall in love with this month. The month of love, the month of Valentines.

My love-affair with February is somewhat recent and with ‘Valentine’s Day’ in particular. But, there have been times when I dreaded this month. On certain occasions I have even cursed it, increased my liking to all Taylor Swift songs and humming ‘All the single ladies’ and even cried with Bridget Jones feeling lonely without a partner. And now I happily fall in the list of couples who surf the net to find out ‘Romantic things to do on Valentine’s Day’ to the ‘Top 10 passionate gift ideas’ and more. Wow!

But this time my search produced some intriguing and hilarious results. I am sure you would fall off your seats laughing just as I did, so buckle up tight and read on…

Creative Ad?

I am asking the same question as Justin Bieber to the super market chain ‘Cooperative’ about their Ad on British eggs “What do you mean?”

Seriously, what do you mean?




Neighbours Alike
Conservative groups in Pakistan condemned Valentine’s Day saying its contrary to their traditions. While the conservative group in India that shared the same sentiments with its neighbour seems to be hit by the cupid this year. Where one group has decided to set up a selfie point in Mumbai and decided to decorate it with heart shaped balloons for couples to take pictures, the other group has decided to dump their anti-Valentine’s Day movement. Have they really changed? I doubt.


Pakistan condemns Valentines


Funny take on India’s conservative group


Underwhelming Picture Sharing
The Guardian invited its readers to share their underwhelming Valentine’s Day pictures. That’s what we call being different. And of course, the readers did share their disappointing pictures of which I found this one the most disappointing.

Doctored card

Last minute doctored card

Best Valentine’s Day Tip 
In the US, a Lesbian Couple leaves an amazing Tip after Chef insults them on Valentine’s Day. Here’s what they wrote.


Awkward Moment
All the entrepreneurs out there, here is an opportunity for you. Elderly people need to be given some tech training else they end up making fool of themselves. A Dad accidentally Snapchats his daughter Valentine’s Day picture of his privates in bath which was meant for her mum. OMG!



Here’s A Funny Valentines Card 

funny valentines

Anti-Valentines Day Songs
This is a great collection of Anti Valentine’s Day songs. And some of them have been my personal favourites too.

And A Funny Tweet


Valentine’s Day money-saving tip. Seriously!

Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th.
In place of bubble bath, use lavender-scented dish-washing liquid.
Forget rose petals. Sprinkle the bed with sliced beets!
David Letterman

Finally, let’s enjoy the ‘Drink of the Month’ called The Lovely Pink Lady and get over with this Valentine moron.


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